My husband, Matt, entrusted me with a deeply personal secret that I am now sharing on the internet. (Never marry a writer, my little possums. That’s my best advice.) I knew that when he was a kid, maybe through high school, he fantasized about being a professional athlete. He figured out by the end of senior year (especially once his best friend started getting courted by universities for their football teams – and he was not) that wasn’t very realistic and let it go.
What I didn’t know was that he secretly dreamt of being a rock star in a band. When he went away to college, he got a guitar and tried to learn to play, picking away at the strings in his college dorm, a la Tom Morello. Only Tom Morello practiced four hours a day, which probably didn’t leave much time for classes. Matt went to all his classes. And he quickly learned that he hated playing guitar. Not just because it was hard, though that was true. He felt like the more he knew about playing guitar the less magical the music sounded, and he gave it up.
“That’s when I accepted that I was never going to be famous,” he told me in bed.
“I feel like I’m trying to accept that right now,” I said, lying on my side next to him.
We were having this conversation because Ethan, who is 11, is realizing the limits of his athleticism. Over the holidays, he discovered that his younger cousin is significantly faster than he is. He was frustrated, but mostly he was humiliated. He sobbed as he asked his dad never to tell his friends at school. His disappointment reminded me of so many similar moments of my childhood, but his tears pulverized my heart in a way I had never experienced before. It was the first time that I truly understood that the hardest part of parenting is not all of the things that you must do for your kids. It is all the things you cannot do for your kids.
As a parent, you can’t buy your kids the talents and abilities they desperately want, and there is only so much you can do to prepare them for disappointment. I don’t even know if I should try. I feel like I should encourage him to fight for his dreams, but then do I bite my tongue, only calculating the statistical chance of success in my head and not out loud? I remember telling my parents about a few ideas I had for careers only to have one or both of them tell me it was a bad idea. I told my mom I wanted to go into advertising because I was watching Who’s the Boss and I thought it was so cool that Angela, (a woman!), had a job and enough money to buy her own house. That wasn’t something I saw in my Mormon town. I’m not sure I knew what advertising executives did. “Oh, that’s really competitive,” my mom said, shaking her head. I didn’t know what that meant either, but I heard, “That’s not for you,” and I let it go. Later, I told my dad I wanted to be a veterinarian and he told me, “You wouldn’t be able to handle killing animals. Besides, you probably aren’t good enough at math for that.” Another time I said that I had figured out how to pay for college: I was going to do what my dad did and join the Navy. “NO.” They both said, in unison.
I had a poorly kept secret dream though. I’m sure they guessed, but I never told them; I was going to be a writer. I remember seeing a televised interview with Erma Bombeck, who was my favorite writer at the time. (I was a weird child.) I couldn’t believe how beautiful her house was. It was even better than Angela Bower’s. It was white with natural stone and this amazing red brick ceiling. I had always loved writing, but that sealed the deal for me. I was going to write, and I was going to make people laugh. And people would love what I wrote so much that they would throw money at me to keep my writing. I was going to be famous and well-read… and I was going to buy Erma Bombeck’s hacienda in Arizona.
I knew this wasn’t going to be easy. At least I told myself that I knew that. Some part of me, however, never truly believed it would be hard for me. I had relatives on both sides of my family who were wildly accomplished and respected. I had an uncle who taught at Princeton and had published several books. My grandfather was a diplomat and lived in embassies around the world. I had another uncle who was so high in the CIA that he used to deliver security briefings to the president and once told me Henry Kissinger was an ass. (That was the implication, anyway… he was also Mormon. so he probably said, “poo head.”) I had yet another uncle who became the president of a university.
Back then I thought, “With my genes, I just need to pick my field and work hard!” Now I think, “Oh, it must have been nice to be a college-educated white man in the 50s and 60s. Most of the people in the U.S. weren’t even allowed to compete with you!” I remember hearing a story about a beef that my grandfather had with Teddy Kennedy. There was a diplomatic position that Grandpa wanted and everything was set for him to fill it. That was, until, Joe Kennedy decided that Teddy should have it and he pulled a few strings and Grandpa was reassigned. This was a world where my grandpa, a Mormon farmer from Idaho, could have any job he wanted unless one of Joe Kennedy’s kids wanted the same job.
When my grandfather was living in embassies in Africa and the Middle East in the 1960s, the world’s population was 3 billion. By the time I was a child dreamcasting my glorious adulthood in the 1980s, it was 4.5 billion. Now, as I write, we are about to hit 8 billion. I wasn’t thinking about the competition I might have to face as I lay in the grass in my backyard, dreamily rearranging furniture in Erma Bombeck’s sitting room, but I think about it a lot now. There are twice as many people on earth now than there were when I was a kid. And based on my rejection letters (which are plentiful) and the ghostly silent non-responses (which are countless) from the agents and publishers I have queried, all 4 billion of them are better writers than I am.
To be clear, fierce competition and lack of talent are not the only reasons I am not a professional writer. I have limited time to write, but I do have some time. Instead of using that time to write, however, I use that time daydreaming about what my life would look like as a successful writer. The backlash I might get from the organizations I have criticized in my well-circulated essays. Or the awards I might receive. Which theatres might want to produce my plays. If I might be allowed to record my own books, or if the publisher would insist on hiring a proper vocal talent. I also daydream about what I will write, once I am a good enough writer to write it. How to get from where I am now to “good enough” without writing instead of daydreaming about being a writer… I haven’t figured that out, yet.
A few years ago, I told a therapist about my daydreaming habit. “It doesn’t feel healthy,” I said. “Like, how am I supposed to get to a place where I like myself the way I am while constantly investing time in this imaginary avatar of who I wish I were?”
“It’s fine,” she said. “Every day, I dream about my acceptance speech that I would give at the Grammy’s. Don’t worry about it.”
I thought she was wrong, even at the time. I thought she was saying, “Don’t say this isn’t healthy, because I do it, too.” But I was seeing her primarily for alcohol abuse disorder; she was probably just saying, “THAT is not the unhealthy thing you need to stop doing, ya’ wino!” And yeah. Touché.
Sometime after that, I came across an essay by Brianna Wiest about self-care. The whole thing is amazing and I read it often; you can find it here.)
[True self-care] means looking your failures and disappointments square in the eye and re-strategizing… It is letting yourself be normal. Regular. Unexceptional. It is sometimes having a dirty kitchen and deciding your ultimate goal in life isn’t going to be having abs and keeping up with your fake friends. It is deciding how much of your anxiety comes from not actualizing your latent potential, and how much comes from the way you were being trained to think before you even knew what was happening.
That feels right. My dream about success is a dream about being exceptional. I want to be special and loved and remembered fondly and forever. It isn’t about simply living a good life by being authentic; it is about feeling deserving of a good life because I am exceptional. It comes from an imperfect messenger for me, because Brianna Wiest looks like a cover model for Elle and has published half a dozen best-selling books at what appears to be the age of 23. But when you are right, you’re right. I need to re-strategize. It’s past time. Torturing myself with this 30+-year-old fantasy is not self-care.
Then, last week, I watched a film on Netflix called Stutz, and I then I think I truly understood why hanging on to the daydream feels so unhealthy for me. It’s about a therapist named Phil Stutz. Stutz is interviewed by Jonah Hill, who is one of his clients. It isn’t a typical documentary, as some of it feels scripted and even cinematic. But it is clear that this man helped Hill and that he wants others to benefit from the concepts he learned in therapy.
One of the tools is called “The Perfect Snapshot,” or “The Realm of Illusion.” Here is how Stutz explains it to Hill in the film.
“It means that you are looking for a perfect experience. So, it could be the perfect wife. The perfect amount of money in the bank. The perfect movie. It doesn’t really matter, whatever it is, it doesn’t exist. It’s just an image in your own mind. Think about this: What is the nature of the snapshot? It has no movement, right? It’s still. And it has no depth. But in this case, you’ve taken this snapshot and you’ve crippled yourself with it. You fantasize. People tell themselves if they can enter that perfect world then magic will happen. But, you can’t forget there are three aspects of reality: the pain will never go away. Uncertainty will never go away. And there is no getting away from the need for constant work. Everybody has to live like that, no matter what.”
Then Hill relates that, due to hard work, privilege, and good luck, he was able to achieve his snapshot relatively early. But when it didn’t take away his painful insecurities, he settled into a deep depression. And I thought, “That’s it. That is what I’m doing to myself. That is why I have to stop.”
Clearly, I’ve been turning this over in my head for a long time. Suddenly, it feels urgent to get a handle on it. That, I know, is because of Ethan. It’s the fact that he is coming to that age where he is starting to look forward more and more and I can see those moments when he realizes that the person he wants to be might not be the person that he can be. It stings. It stings him, but it stings Matt and me as well. I want him to have realistic expectations and attainable goals. I want him to have the joy of achieving his dreams. I want to tell him, “Sweetpea, chances are that you are never going to be the best in the world at anything. But in my eyes, you are the best human that ever breathed air and all I want is for you to love yourself the way I do.”
As I meditate on that, I know I have never offered that kind of love and acceptance to myself. He doesn’t know that, I suppose. But it makes me feel like I am setting a poor example. I want to let go of the snapshot and dream attainable dreams. The problem is, I have been doing it so long that I don’t know how to stop. It seems even harder than giving up alcohol, which was fucking hard. Though, that said. I suppose I would do it the same way. Catch myself indulging in the thoughts (like cravings for wine) and do something to bring myself back to the present – be in the moment. One moment at a time. Maybe I could use that time to write blog posts. Or plays. Or I could go to the library and check out some books by Erma Bombeck; see if she is still as funny as I thought she was when I was Ethan’s age.
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