The Minstrel Cycle: Texting with my Sisters

I was looking for some goofy socks for my nephew, who plays the trombone. I found these mislabeled ones on Amazon and had to take a screenshot to share with my sisters. I think the rest is self explanatory.

I didn’t end up buying them. Maybe I would have bought myself a pair if they had been as described. Then I saw this book, but by then it was after Christmas. Of course, it looks like one of a kind; not a “buy with one click” kind of deal. Maybe I’ll send my nephew the photo and ask him if he wants it for his birthday.

Welcome! I’m a middle-aged former Mormon (aka the “other FOMO”), essayist, and playwright living in Salt Lake City. I work in pharmaceuticals professionally and write recreationally—though I’m open to reversing that someday. On Life and Lemons is where I share humorous snippets about writing, addiction, recovery, relationships, mental health, and whatever else life tosses in the blender. If you enjoy dark humor with a twist of lemon-tart snark—or just need proof that your own life isn’t the only one held together by twist ties and good intentions—you’re in the right place. You can follow me and get updates on the release of my new essay collection at instagram.com/pieces_of_string/. 🍋 Subscribe and let’s overthink things together.

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