“Timmy? Oh, you know… Things have been tight. Especially after the holidays. And his grades were slipping. So, we took him back to the orphanage. Scraped him right off the mini-van and everything. Though you can still see his little soccer ball in certain lights…”
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I’m a middle-aged former Mormon (aka the “other FOMO”), essayist, and playwright living in Salt Lake City. I work in pharmaceuticals professionally and write recreationally—though I’m open to reversing that someday.
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