The Cuisine of Central Utah

Traveling south from Salt Lake City on Interstate 15, you will eventually pass a city called Fillmore, a tiny town that was the original capital of the Utah territory.  Then, about fifty miles south of that, you will pass the city of Beaver.   Growing up, I often heard this part of the state referred to as “the Fillmore/Beaver area.”  Either because Utahn’s are really sheltered, or because we like to make our teenagers giggle. 

I wonder which of those two types of Utahns made this sign.  I’m hoping the latter. 

  

Welcome! I’m a middle-aged former Mormon (aka the “other FOMO”), essayist, and playwright living in Salt Lake City. I work in pharmaceuticals professionally and write recreationally—though I’m open to reversing that someday. On Life and Lemons is where I share humorous snippets about writing, addiction, recovery, relationships, mental health, and whatever else life tosses in the blender. If you enjoy dark humor with a twist of lemon-tart snark—or just need proof that your own life isn’t the only one held together by twist ties and good intentions—you’re in the right place. You can follow me and get updates on the release of my new essay collection at instagram.com/pieces_of_string/. 🍋 Subscribe and let’s overthink things together.

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  • allthoughtswork

    Two euphemisms for vagina combined with a command to service it next to a cartoon of the last creature on earth you want to go down on you with those teeth. Welcome to Repression, U.S.A.

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