This is a text I sent my sister over the weekend.

Now you are probably wondering, “okay, but why DO you have a finger puppet in the drawer of the nightstand? Why do you have a finger puppet AT ALL?”
Good questions.
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I always find an elephant finger puppet works best for your purposes…
If you get what i mean
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