Mine did, but I didn’t know it! Not until I took a shortcut through a little neighborhood trying to avoid shopping traffic last weekend and saw this:
Do you see it?
One of these things is not like the others, right?
What? The? Holy? Fuck?!
It has plastic hands but that is fur of some kind. I took a friend by the next day in the rain and it looked even crazier when it was soaked.
It reminds me of Ethan’s books on extinct Ice Age animals, so I’ve been calling it a sloth.
But my friend Gina was like, “That’s a Krampus!”
Neither is quite right. I’m just going to call it the Christmas Beast and thank my lucky stars that I turned left on that street!