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I just saw this truck at a red light. I didn’t get a good look at the man in the driver’s seat, but I spent the duration of the light crushing hard on the back of his head.

I assume that I don’t have to explain the joke but just in case you are totally lost, it is derivative if an iconic mud flap decoration which features the silhouette of a woman who is always very cold for some reason.

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Welcome! I’m a middle-aged former Mormon (aka the “other FOMO”), essayist, and playwright living in Salt Lake City. I work in pharmaceuticals professionally and write recreationally—though I’m open to reversing that someday. On Life and Lemons is where I share humorous snippets about writing, addiction, recovery, relationships, mental health, and whatever else life tosses in the blender. If you enjoy dark humor with a twist of lemon-tart snark—or just need proof that your own life isn’t the only one held together by twist ties and good intentions—you’re in the right place. You can follow me and get updates on the release of my new essay collection at instagram.com/pieces_of_string/. 🍋 Subscribe and let’s overthink things together.

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